Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Note to self...

Just because you live in a climate that is always rainy, cloudy, and hasn't seen much of a spring/summer yet despite it being the end of June... does not mean you should ignore this fantastic invention called sunscreen.

I am half lobster, and my seat belt has decided I must suffer repeatedly for it.

Dear Seat Belt,

You don't have to rub it in anymore.

I feel the burn.

Thanks for the reminder though, I know you're only trying to keep me safe.

Sincerely,
ING

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

I blame squirrels.

Apparrently Bellevue has a flying squirrel problem.
Houston, we have a problem...

Seriously, my friend couldn't work because they knocked out the power in her building. This happened for at least two days...
And she gets to blame squirrels!


I want to blame squirrels for something.


I blame squirrels for Anakin becoming Darth Vadar. If squirrels had been Jedi's, he would have told that old wrinkly evil dude:  "You have cool powers and all, but they've got flying squirrels with light sabers... you just can't compete with Jedi Squirrels."
PURE AWESOME
 


Super Squirrel!!
 Dear Squirrels,
You are way cooler than chipmunks, especially you flying squirrels. You're cute, with fluffy tails, and badass because you can fly too!

(Well, you para glide, but that's more than chipmunks can do, and they've been getting all the publicity). 

I think you should continue causing minor annoyances so that you can enjoy some of the spotlight in Hollywood too.

Sincerely,
ING












Dear Alvin, Simon & Theodore,

Move over, there's some new tiny furry critters in town, and they mean business.

They don't fuck around, they can cut off power lines, do Kung Fu, handle four light sabers at once, and who knows what else.

They might even steal your girlfriends. Girls dig bad boys, and these guys are badasses.

Sincerely,
ING









And now, just because I'm bored and don't really know how to end a blog about squirrels, you get some pictures proving how awesome squirrels are:

They play poker.

Told you some of them knew some Kung Fu! They probably even know some Ninjitsu, and Karate, etc...

I really really wish this little guy was real!! I'd totally have one as a pet!!! **swoon**