Eating Healthy

So today, in an odd attempt to eat healthier, I ate an entire roasted chicken.

Because chicken is healthy. Especially if roasted whole by your local grocery store and then dissected until every last delectable piece of meat has been hand torn from the carcass and shoved into your mouth.

I'm classy.

I also have impeccable manners even when dining alone. If you can call devouring a whole bird in front of two jealous cats "dining alone". Poor kitties, I didn't even share one bite.

It's ok though, one cat is getting chubby, and the other has a ridiculous allergy to poultry. What kind of cat are you, Tony? Allergic to birds? It must be torture.