Garlic & Incence

So last night I decided to be healthy and cook some chicken with potatoes and carrots in the oven.

Delicious right?

I then do some yoga, have some sleepy time tea, and go to bed.

But I can't sleep.

So I play Angry Birds. I know why those birds are angry, btw... the damn pigs sit there with these smug expressions because they know their little house structures are defying the laws of gravity/physics, thus they are unsquishable. Stupid unsquishable pigs. This Bird is getting angry at you and gonna get you!!! Watch out piggies, I smell bacon!!!! So I finally beat that one level, and decide I should try to sleep.

Angry Birds game

But I can't sleep because I suddenly smell something.

**Sniff**

What is that??

**Sniff**

Is something burning??

Now I really can't sleep because it's giving me a headache, which in turn has me convinced that it's either carbon monoxide (not even sure if we have gas anything in the house) or something that is about to burn the house down. So despite the urge to just lay there and hope it goes away without killing me. I get up to investigate.

This is where you're probably thinking I shouldn't have investigated, there could be a murderer, or a monster that is about to eat me. Because in all movies, it's the person who goes to investigate that shouldn't have. Good thing my cat wasn't in my room, because it saved me from telling her I'll be right back. Never say you'll be right back! It means certain death.

Luckily this isn't a movie, I didn't die, I'm here to keep telling the story. And no I'm not Ghost Writer, but that would be pretty cool if I was.

No, it was just an incense. My dad thought the house smelled too strongly of garlic, and that the smell of burning death was better.

(I'm completely aware that I misspelled 'breathe', however I'm too lazy to fix the picture)

Next time Dad should really use some air freshener, open a window, light a candle, or even use a reed diffuser!! I absolutely hate incense because it's just smoke. Smoke is bad for you. I'd rather not breathe it in. I'd rather breath in yummy non-harmful things like chicken/garlic. Garlic chicken doesn't give me headaches or make me feel like my air is polluted. It only gives me bad breath. But seeing as how I was at home about to go to bed and not about to kiss anyone, I really didn't mind the bad breath. Also, that's what toothbrushes and mouthwash are for.

Speaking of which, I'm glad it's a holiday week and no one is really here at the office cause I'm about to have the leftovers and I really don't want to breathe on anyone with my garlic breath.

mmmmmmmmm...... garlic chicken breath....


Garlic Chicken with Garlic Chicken breath

 PS - For the record & just to make sure I don't get sued or anything....I did not draw the Garlic Chicken, but I did create it with MS Paint. (aka: one random chicken drawing found on the internet + on random bad-breath garlic drawing found on the internet + my MS Paint skills = masterpiece!)