I wanna be a Centaur!!! Scorpions are yucky!!

First they tell me Pluto's not a planet anymore, and now they're telling me I'm a Scorpion not a Centaur. Not cool guys, not cool.


  And what the heck is an Ophiuchus (how do you even pronounce that)? It's apparently a man wrestling a snake. Sounds inappropriate if you ask me. Must be why they ditched that one back in the day. They were definitely more conservative back then.



Oops, misspelled Scorpion. Twice. Deal with it.

 I'd much rather be a Centaur than a Scorpion. Centaurs are awesome, all the benefits of being a horse, but added bonus of being kinda human still too!! Kinda like being a mermaid, but less problems with running errands. Since, you know... mermaid's can't run....


So they say... but I'm stubborn and I refuse to give up my awesomeness for creepiness.

Then again... Scorpions have little legs.

As a Centaur, I've got some serious calves.

No joke!  The other day I tried on these tall boots I've been wanting. I could barely squeeze my calves into them. It was very disappointing...

note the hooves reaching out to each other in protest

I bought the boots anyways. I managed to zip them, so they'll stretch out right? Maybe I should return them... hhhmm....

Oh, did I mention a friend asked me to be in a photo shoot? The same day a that lady from the Progressive commercials decided to visit... so I got to take photos while feeling gross.

That's probably why my baby cows didn't want to fit in the boots either. They were probably protesting. They saw it coming.

Wait?!?!

I have psychic cows instead of legs!!!

So cool!!!